Sunday, June 14, 2009

Save the best for last.

I can't believe that this is going to be my last writers craft post! I'm excited =) Here goes, save the best post for last!


MOM: Okay Natalia, let's hear it. What mark did you get in writers craft? 
ME: Do you really wanna know? 
MOM: (Pause) ... Yes, I do.
ME: (Annoyingly) You suuuuure?
MOM: (Annoyed) Oh for God's sake, spit it out already!
ME: (Smiling) I'll express it through poetry!

Oh writers class, oh writers class,
Sometimes I felt as if I wouldn't pass.
The times were rough, the hours late,
but it's safe to say, this class was great!

Day by day the challenges came,
but victory I will acclaim!
The envelope waits in all its glory,
this mark I earned thanks to my short story!

Oh mom, oh mom open it nicely,
the envelope peeled open precisely. 
I take the report card, my mother waits,
"Writers Craft - ONE HUNDRED" it states.

MOM: (Jokingly) This teacher really must have taught you how to write a good story! No way did you get a perfect mark in a course?!
ME: It's true! You saw it! 100% in EWC 4U1! What an accomplishment. (Smile)

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

She's Great, but I'd Totally Fight Her.

MEGAN FOX

Yes, she is presently the hottest female actress in Hollywood.
Yes, she's gorgeous!
&
Yes, she is my favourite Hollywood girl right now.

Honestly though, I'd fight her. 
1) I hear she's been seen around with Robert Pattinson. COOL. Anyways, I've seen him as good looking ever since he played Cedric in Harry Potter. 
Back off :(

2) I saw the new Transformers trailer and she completely irritated me. Why? I have no idea.

3) Who wouldn't want to fight their fave celebrity? I'd love to see how the fight would turn out. I'm sure it wouldn't take long to knock her out... Or maybe she'd surprise me and put up a good fight? WHO KNOWS?


All in all, it's safe to say I would fight her for no specific reason. 
Mainly because I think she's pretty cool...
Amazing reason, isn't it?


The Classification of Vogue and Bunny

Vogue: The sweet significance...
Bunny: remember loveable Bunny. 
Vogue: or... humble Vogue?
Bunny: Specifically, flirtatious Vogue! ;)
Vogue: ... Original, Bunny.
Bunny: Bunny, the individual!
Vogue: Exciting classification...
Bunny: annnnd?
Vogue: The gorgeous Vogue.
Bunny: often innocent?
Vogue: Hmmm... Original...
Bunny: The determined Bunny?
Vogue: Or... valuable Bunny?
Bunny: Hmmm... however...?
Vogue: Bunny and Vogue, clearly individuals! :)
Bunny: sweet! :)