If I could eat any five pieces of literature, they would be ...
1. Death of a Salesman - If I could eat this book, I would destroy it. Death of a Salesman would taste like a mixture of my least favourite foods: mushrooms, eggplant and pumpkin. BLEH. Linda Loman's lines would get stuck between my teeth which would be a pain to floss because that's exactly what her complaining felt like while reading.
2. Breaking Dawn - Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga would become a popular dish at my restaurant of books. Edward Cullen's dazzling stare would make any girl swallow a fresh cup full of blood, no complaints.
3. Teen Vogue - The models in this magazine would be proud of my choice. I would eat up these magazines because ironically, most of the girls in them look as if they haven't eaten in days.
3. Teen Vogue - The models in this magazine would be proud of my choice. I would eat up these magazines because ironically, most of the girls in them look as if they haven't eaten in days.
4. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - I would savour every page of this book just to extend my memorable moments with Ron Weasley. ;) Enough said!
5. Nelson Biology 12 University - I would do this for all the innocent students that ever sat through this class and drew huge, tedious diagrams for Mrs. Lepischak. This textbook turned my brain into mush and was nothing more then word vomit on a page. 
AHAHAHA Death of a Salesman <3 poor Linda..tsk tsk tsk.
ReplyDeleteAs for HP, and Twilight, I KNEW IT!
Good call on eating Teen Vogue and the Biology text book. That text book deserves to be put away and out of its misery. Thanks NATALIA <3